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Quotes About Dryer

I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser
~ Rachel Caine
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
~ Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
When fully fluffed they looked like oversized wads of dryer lint with six little paws and two big, innocent blue eyes.
~ Jayne Castle
You guys look like you shipped back here in a crate," Quirk said. "Clothes are fresh from the dryer," I said. "Just need a little ironing." "So does your life," Belson said.
~ Robert B. Parker
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
~ Steven Wright
I don't even have an iron. Yes, it means I can't own crisp, white shirts - but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. My clothes simply emerge pristine from the dryer. Jeans don't crease and, for work, stretchy Lycra holds its shape.
~ Susanna Reid
She was the only doctor's wife in Branford, Maine, who hung her wash on an outdoor clothesline instead of putting it through a dryer, because she liked to look out the window and see the clothes blowing in the wind. She had been especially delighted, one day, when one sleeve of the top of her husband's pajamas, prodded by the stiff breeze off the bay, reached over and grabbed her nightgown around the waist.
~ Lois Lowry
he'd looked as tall and cool as ever, but a faint panicked light in his blue eyes had put her oddly in mind of a cat that had just had an inadvertent ride in a dryer.
~ Lois McMaster Bujold
I didn't want to, even in my imagination, even for a second, to conflate this sophisticated woman with my mother, a woman so frugal and clueless that she had once given me - to have! to know! to wear! - her stretch black lace underwear that had shrunk in the dryer, though I was only ten.
~ Lorrie Moore
Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
~ Joe Rogan
The law was for people who needed instructions, she would later tell me. The same people who needed to be told not to put a baby in the dryer or a dog in the microwave.
~ Sara Gran
'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in the dryer.
~ Regina Brett
You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.
~ Jacob Latimore
What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.
~ Bonnie Hunt
If you're a New Yorker, there are two things that are most important: a car and a washer and dryer. Literally everyone else in America has those things! It's so weird to them that these are our luxuries. You can eat at Per Se every night, but I don't have a car or washer and dryer!
~ Michael Bastian
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
~ Steven Wright
Rogan lifted his cell to his ear and said quietly, "Margaret? Look into putting pressure sensors into our dryer vents . . . Yes. Dryer vents." Augustine was typing something on his phone, his face unreadable.
~ Ilona Andrews
I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.
~ Carrie Underwood
On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Old Clem! With a thump and a sound – Old Clem! Beat it out, beat it out – Old Clem! With a clink for the stout – Old Clem! Blow the fire, blow the fire – Old Clem! Roaring dryer, soaring higher – Old Clem!
~ Charles Dickens
Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.
~ Carol Leifer
I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer.
~ Jodi Picoult
I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry.-Eve Rosser
~ Rachel Caine
Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.
~ Unknown