Quotes About Misinterpretation

I don't have the same symptoms as you guys," he finally said. "But I know you think I'm something, too. Something supernatural." "There were two other terms on that list," Daiel said. " Xana and sileni ." "Which are…?" "I have no idea.

You're a witch-hunter. I'm a witch. Hate to break it to you, Daniel, but if you're a witch-hunter? You're doing it wrong." He gave me a sidelong smile. "Maybe it's not that kind of hunting." "Then you're definitely doing it wrong.

Macke went to the door. He looked at the three women: the maid, the wife, and the daughter. "All this trouble," he said, "for the sake of an eight-year-old moron. I will never understand you people.

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& all your friends telling you stories that you often misinterpret and taint all the images of yo Mr Perfect

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

Quotations cause all kinds of trouble.

FRANK: Do you know Yeats? RITA: The wine lodge? FRANK: No, WB Yeats, the poet. RITA: No. FRANK: Well, in his poem 'The Wild Swans At Coole',Yeats rhymes the word "swan" with the word "stone". You see? That's an example of assonance. RITA: Yeah, means getting the rhyme wrong.

Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Was it Brigid Brophy who gave up on a certain Virginia Woolf novel when she discovered that Woolf believed one needed a corkscrew to open a bottle of champagne?

I had made this mistake once before, on a school trip to the Victoria and Albert Museum, when I followed a sign marked WOMEN, thinking it was an exhibition on the changing roles of women in society, and actually ended up standing in the ladies' toilets.

I'm not expressing myself very well—' 'Dexter, I understand you perfectly, that's the problem—

Well I've fucked the olives. Not literally I might hasten to add!

The trouble with market research is that people don't think what they feel, they don't say what they think and they don't do what they say.

if you give directions for a living, then it's pretty hard to follow them.

You see, because John and I have this thing where we're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now, John has eyesight problems because of his constant masturbation, but I don't think—" She burst into snakes.

Yo no he dicho eso. Tiene usted el don de sacar el peor significado posible de mis palabras. Nicholas Brisbane

Scabbard?" I guessed. "Penis warmer," she told me.

Here is something that Peach, one of the Casserole Queens, says about men and women and love. You know that scene in Romeo and Juliet, where Romeo is standing on the ground looking longingly at Juliet on the balcony above him? One of the most romantic moments in all of literary history? Peach says there's no way that Romeo was standing down there to profess his undying devotion. The truth, Peach says, is that Romeo was just trying to look up Juliet's skirt.

Some people get adoration mixed up with love, and [Juliet] was one of them.

I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of misunderstandings.

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.

Looks are deceiving," Risa says. "After all, when I first saw you I thought you looked reasonably intelligent.