Quotes About Misinterpretation

I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food.

There are many excuses for the person who made the mistake of confounding money and wealth. Like many others they mistook the sign for the thing signified.

A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home

Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.

I came to see that my quarrel was never with the Christ, but with his foolish and narrow priests who mistook their own narrowness for his.

Yes, the Bible is our sword. It's our best offense, our best defense. But when we misinterpret the truth, we're abusing the Bible.

Who knows what somber ancestor had passed on to me this talent, this precocious ear for loss? For a while, because of it, I misheard almost everything.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.

Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.

The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his