Quotes About Business

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I understand small business growth. I was one.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.

I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.

Take some advice from an old farmer. You're in business now. Take the money. You'd be amazed at how many don't want to pay.

The problem with taxation is that authors can't write off whiskey as a business expense.

Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

Autonomy, adventure, imagination: entrepreneurshi p comprehends all this and more for us. The characteristic art form of our age may be the business plan.

The need for innovation – the lifeblood of business – is widely recognized, and imagination and play are key ingredients for making it happen.

There's no such thing as business ethics; there's just ethics. And ethics makes no concessions for the real or imagined necessities of making a profit.