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Quotes About Invention

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention.
~ Laura Marney
The poop became a poop mountain; the pee became a pee ocean. And then somehow a Poop and Pee Airline was invented to fly travelers to Poop Mountain and Pee Ocean, although the code name for the airline was Dolphin Airlines, to keep the unsuspecting from being tipped off.
~ Lauren Myracle
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
~ Laurence J. Peter
Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.
~ Laurence J. Peter
Man's First Mistake: The Wheel
~ Laurence J. Peter
Ever since they invented Hello Kitty, the world hasn't been the same. You can safely chart the rise of The Culture of Cute since that flat-faced skank started showing up everywhere.
~ Celia Rivenbark
As soon as an Analytical Engine exists, it will necessarily guide the future course of the science. Whenever any result is sought by its aid, the question will then arise by what course of calculation can these results be arrived at by the machine in the shortest time?
~ Charles Babbage
The whole of arithmetic now appeared within the grasp of mechanism.
~ Charles Babbage
Anno Domini seventeen hundred and eighty. (Mr. Cruncher himself always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.)
~ Charles Dickens
Mr. Cruncher himself always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.)
~ Charles Dickens
When my thoughts go back, now, to that slow agony of my youth, I wonder how much of the histories I invented for such people hangs like a mist of fancy over well-remembered facts!
~ Charles Dickens
One of the ways that your project, your personal healing, or your social invention can change the world is through story. But even if no one ever learns of it, even if it is invisible to every human on Earth, it will have no less of an effect.
~ Charles Eisenstein
Don't be afraid to stumble. Any inventor will tell you that you don't follow a plan far before you strike a snag. If, out of 100 ideas you get one that works, it's enough.
~ Charles F. Kettering
Inventing is the mixing of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less materials you need.
~ Charles F. Kettering
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
~ Charles H. Duell
No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you.
~ Author Unknown
Everything one invents is true, you may be perfectly sure of that. Poetry is as precise as geometry.
~ Gustave Flaubert, 1853
A well-read writer, with good taste, is one who has the command of the wit of other men; he searches where knowledge is to be found; and though he may not himself excel in invention, his ingenuity may compose one of those agreeable books, the deliciæ of literature, that will out-last the fading meteors of his day.
~ Isaac D'Israeli, "Quotation"
The most original wits borrow from one another.
~ Voltaire
Let's have some new clichés!
~ Samuel Goldwyn, unverified
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~ Author Unknown
Language aren't created in a day; some have evolved over hundreds, even thousands of years, and are still evolving. The user of any language must constantly invent to adapt to fresh circumstances, and when invention flags they must borrow.
~ Graham King
a lot of bored, aimless people who'd never really found any purpose. But then they realised that they could fill that hole by inventing a grievance, and taking sides, and refusing to be swayed no matter what.
~ Greg Egan
Shoes were invented by the Sith to keep our delicate toes in anguish and misery, I'm sure of it." -Tahiri Veila (Edge of Victory: Conquest)
~ Greg Keyes