Quotes About Christopher Moore

What the hell good was it to be the Lord of the Underworld if there was fuzz on your underdone toast.

Let's bat that nun out of the dog park!

Christopher Moore is the author of ten novels, including this one. He began writing at age six and became the oldest known child prodigy when, in his early thirties, he published his first novel.

One suit for the White Devil!" in Mandarin

You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. "You should know what to do." "They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker," Lash countered. "That's a whole different program. Political science, I think." Despite

down bummer, Charlie said. just chill. he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.

Splendid," said the Emperor, without a hint of sarcasm. "I believe we've achieved a new level of doomed."   Y

Four identical brushes loaded with different colors poked through the fingers of his left hand, as if he had snatched some great, gangly insect out of the air and its multicolored legs were shot with rigor mortis or surprise.

what kind of sociopathic fuck-weasel would do all the puzzles in Highlights in pen.

Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.

Look, you mad tart, I have a covenant with God, which is: I don't mention that he has stocked the world full of villains, walleys, and madwomen, and in return he keeps his bloody hands off my willy.

the other three trumpeters having recently succumbed to herpes.

You are not the anointed one," John said to Joshua. "Gabriel came to my father. Your angel didn't even have a name.

But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don't see what all the noise and counseling was about. Anyway

Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, daß es sich bei Völkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende PR-Strategie handele.

CHORUS: And so, while the fool slept the sleep of the dead, the beautiful Jewess snipped off the tip of his willy.

I don't read reviews if I know in advance they're negative, because I can't have my confidence undermined when I'm writing.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.