Quotes About Bb gun
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.
~ Demetri Martin
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I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
~ Mitch Hedberg
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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Helen can't stop smiling." He looked proud of this fact. "Helen has never stopped smiling. She smiled the day I shot her in the knee with a BB gun." That was a good day. Fourth grade. Summer picnic. The savage beauty of childhood.
~ Karen McCullah Lutz
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I knew that in religious homes, Jesus had something to do with Christmas, but wasn't sure how He was connected to it. Was He a special carpenter in Santa's village? One year I got a BB gun as a gift. I practiced shooting soda cans and empty furniture boxes, but that got boring. I decided I needed to try my skills on a moving target. I'm sorry to say, I shot the neighbor's cat in the leg. The vet bill came and my BB gun went.
~ Kirk Cameron
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Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.
~ Ted Nugent
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Every afternoon, I was in the pasture with cattle or fishing and shooting my BB gun. That kind of freedom allows imagination to develop.
~ Unknown
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