Quotes About Unconventional

You never know what to expect on encountering royalty. I've seen 'em stark naked except for wings of peacock feathers (Empress of China), giggling drunk in the embrace of a wrestler (Maharani of the Punjab), voluptuously wrapped in wet silk (Queen of Madagascar), wafting to and fro on a swing (Rani of Jhansi), and tramping along looking like an out-of-work charwoman (our own gracious monarch).

Kind? How boring that would be. I aspire to be wicked.

They claim they did all this because they love me, but I must say, I've never been loved in such a bizarre fashion.

There is a pleasure sure In being mad, which none but madmen know. Dryden, The Spanish Friar II, i

You are remembered for the rules you break.

He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

True genius doesn't fulfill expectations, it shatters them.

We might define an eccentric as a man who is law unto himself, and a crank as one who having determined what the law is, insists on laying it down to others.

He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.

You're some freaky shit, my brother. You really are

You are so . . . odd. I shall take that as a compliment. -Thor to No'One

The guy was like part pro wrestler, part Toys R Us.

Who'd have thought Rhage would be the Bitty-whisperer...

Nobody has to care anymore, we can even leave the whole scene to itself with Japanese fornicating machines fornicating chemical dolls on and on, with Robot Hospitals and Calculator Machine Crematories and just go off and be free in the Universe!

The whole universe was crazy and cock-eyed and extremely strange.

If this bores you it's because you want bricks in your soup

'Twin Peaks' has got interesting characters. They are all different from anything anyone has ever seen before. You've had bad people before. But everyone's got little quirks, and everyone's interesting.

One of the most important things to me is to make things real, not have models who are perfectly groomed or clothes that are too perfect. It all has to have a twist because that's how people live.

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!

I'm just a crazy person. I mean, I really didn't have any trouble coming up with weird ways for people to die. I think I'm just very twisted!

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.