Quotes About Unconventional

My life was never intended to be one long slow descent into respectability.

Christopher Moore

Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.

Why are you lying on the floor?" "Solidarity. And we ran out of cognac. This is my preferred out of cognac posture.

Maybe life is just easier if you're a little goofy...

Molly stood over the stove, naked, except for a wide sash from which was slung the scabbard for her broadsword at the center of her back, giving the impression that she had won honors in the Miss Nude Random Violence Pageant. Her

My name, said Mr. Fresh. Pardon? Charlie stopped tying himself up. I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's Minty. Charlie completely forgot what he was worried about. Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh? Charlie appeared to be trying to stifle a sneeze, but then snorted an explosive laugh. Then ducked.

Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey, said I.

The funeral was held at St. Mary's Catherdral of San Francisco, which has the distinction of being the only church in the world designed after a washing-machine agitator.

Cavuto threw his arms in the air. Well, sweet Tidy Bowl Jesus skipping on the blue toilet water, we wouldn't want it to get fucking weird, would we?

Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace.

I suggest starting with a cat; they have unusual personalities.

You're right.I am crazy. But you know what else? I don't give a fuck.

the best ideas may not come from the major authors.

Overcome the notion that we must be regular; it robs you of the chance to be extraordinary.

Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.

You need a "strange" culture and a "strange" strategy to differentiate your firm in the marketplace.

Create a Great Organization by Building a Strange Workforce

The left-handed are precious; they take places which are inconvenient for the rest.

Everyone up here had two stories: the life before and the life now. If you wanted to pray to a weirdo god or live in a school bus or marry a goose, no one in Alaska was going to say crap to you.

We've lived weird lives," she said. "Maybe everyone does," he said, sitting down beside her, and then lying down, pulling her into his arms.

Isabelle had always been impetuous, a force of nature, really, a girl who liked to break rules. Countless nuns and teachers had learned that she could be neither controlled nor contained.

Riding sidesaddle is not truly riding. It's ridiculous, is what it is.

If I were pretentious I would say that I'm not an average person. But really, I know how that is.