Quotes About Unconventional

Great men can't be ruled... The great is the rare, the difficult, the exceptional.

Happiness is doing it rotten your own way.

Smile at your critics for they have yet to see the universe that exists outside the box

If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely #$%^&^& mental.

I really have a secret satisfaction in being considered rather mad.

I extract what I consider the best material from different sources. But often the material I perform comes from a very strange location in history, which are minstrel shows.

I'd go down in history for being the most revealing nun ever!

I read more and more and I came across this character, Caroline Weldon. Sometimes in history, you find these people that no one would dare create. They're too mad.

When the temperamental and unconventional people are not mere plagiarists of dead eccentrics, they lack, in almost every case, thehistoric sense.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Taken out of context I must seem so strange.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

If love comes to you in a way that isn't the norm then at least it came to you

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.

Splendid couple - slept with both of them.

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."