Quotes About Unconventional

He's SO goatly.

I guess it wasn't everyday they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids.

Eating next to a twenty-foot-long crocodile took some getting used to, but Philip was well trained. He only ate bacon, stray waterfowl, and the occasional invading monster.

And if I was humming Happy Birthday and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?

Nu este nimic mai scandalos decât o femeie scandaloas?.

I've always shied away from conventional wisdom, though I know the power of it.

I am a habitual rule-breaker

I take it as a compliment when somebody calls me crazy. I would be offended if I was one of the sheeple, one of the sleepwalkers in the matrix or part of the collective hallucination we call 'normal

It's simply cunting,

Well then, once in my days I'll be a madcap.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

Soup of the day – wasp Gerbils on toast Or Hair lasagne (vegetarian option) Or Brick cutlet All served with deep-fried cardboard Dessert – A slice of sweat cake Tuesday Soup of the day – Caterpillar consommé Macaroni snot (vegetarian option) Or Road-kill bake Or Slipper frittata

Friday Soup of the day – Terrapin Pan-fried otter steaks Or Owl quiche (kosher) Or Boiled poodle (not suitable for vegetarians) All served with a slice of gravy Dessert – Mouse mousse

We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?

The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.

And then the Jamaican guy pulls out the sauce. "It be opening doors to other worlds, mon," he days. We made him do it first, saw that he didn't die. It seemed to make him pretty happy and then - Dave, the guy, I know I didn't really see this, but the guy shrunk himself, made himself three feet tall. We all laughed our asses off, then he was back to normal again.' And you still tried that shit?' Are you kidding? How could I not?

Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis's penis would be larger than your penis.

Guys, this is just retarded enough to work." We

And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car. I went

On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car.

Though our approach to running may have seemed [unconventional], we still took winning seriously

Because if we're on the road to hell, we're going to dance the whole damn way and give them something to talk about when we're gone.

Maybe she's meant to be alone. Unmarried. Deliciously free of people's expectations. It sort of sounds like heaven, actually.

Perfection is overrated, creativity is the genius and it's better to be considered crazy than to be boring.