Quotes About Unconventional

Un amor independiente siempre incomoda. Un amor sin apegos es irreverente, fantástico, insólito, locuaz, trascendente, atrevido y envidiable.

this book puts the FUN in Disfunctional

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

tattooing or any other kind of heavyweight perversion—it

In a sea of soaking-wet goths and metal-heads, she alone was completely dry,

Free spirit" sounded way better than "drunken slack-ass.

Wisdom is found in the least expected places.

You are very strange." Daisy finally said, shaking her head. Miles shrugged. "In the afterlife, everybody's strange because nobody's trying to impress anyone." "Like I said, strange." "I think everyone is strange in some way," Logan said. "I mean, I am at least.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

in order to become a master of the unorthodox, you need to know the orthodox very well.

like this, questions other folks would have pretended were shocking and inappropriate.

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

You must walk to the beat of a different drummer. The same beat that the wealthy hear. If the beat sounds normal, evacuate the dance floor immediately! The goal is to not be normal, because as my radio listeners know, normal is broke.

Google is not a conventional company. We do not intend to become one.

You may be on the level of thinking outside the box, moving up a level is realizing What Box?.

You're either the bravest kid I've ever met or plain crazy.

He just said he likes the taste of eyeballs." This from Frypan. "I think that qualifies as crazy.

Be unpredictable, Be Real, Be Interesting. Tell a good story.

Beauty can come in strange forms.

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He'd say, Yeah? I'm a penguin fucker from way back. Dad, I saw a giraffe at the zoo today. Yeah? I'm a giraffe fucker from way back. That's my dad. My dad was a giraffe fucker.

Be bold. But not bold, be fucking bold.

If you're going to frame a crazy, build a crazy frame.

My mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.