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Quotes About Socks

So I sat down on the stairs and removed my shoes and socks, putting them on again in reverse order, with the socks over the shoes. It's an old trick, favoured by burglars, for muffling the sound of shoe-leather on a hard surface.
~ Philip Kerr
What are you doing?" "I'm darning a sock," he said, holding it up to show me. "What's that lump inside?" "A sock egg." "A sock egg? I didn't know socks hatched from eggs." "Only the best ones do. I can't wear the cheap kind, the ones that grow on trees. They give me blisters.
~ Polly Shulman
At least, he thought, looking down at his feet, his socks were still in decent shape. It was the socks that went first. A whore he knew said that she only took customers whose socks were in good condition. One of Casson's fellow lodgers showed him how he used a pen to color in the skin that showed white in the holes.
~ Alan Furst
I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.
~ Julianne Moore
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
~ Rita Rudner
O German mother dreaming by the fire, While you are knitting socks to send your son His face is trodden deeper in the mud.
~ Siegfried Sassoon
I had suspected there might be some shoe discarding so I made sure my socks were without holes that day.
~ William Lashner
He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks.
~ Joseph P. Kennedy
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
~ Steven Wright
He hadn't said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only been, "You're wearing my socks.
~ Melody J. Bremen, Room 42
Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go?
~ Margaret Weis
Isn't it awful that cold feet make for a cold imagination and that a pair of woollen socks induce good thoughts!
~ Franz Grillparzer
Socks must be at least an 18-percent synthetic blend to insure they don't droop, because droopy socks that show calf are worse than short socks that do the same.
~ Roger Stone
You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.
~ Rick Riordan
Putting on socks is hard work, said Bink. I'm hungry.
~ Kate DiCamillo
Are you tired, Mary?" I asked. She raised her weary gaze to me. "My socks are tired," she said. "And my shoes won't even walk." To this day whenever in our family we want to express complete exhaustion, we employ Mary's eloquent description of her socks.
~ Katherine Paterson
No one knows where socks disappear to. It is one of the universe's greatest mysteries. Either they are sucked into a black hole where time and space have become flattened, or they get caught in the back of the washing machine.
~ David Walliams
I did know a girl in middle school who made hand puppets from her boyfriends' socks," said Aunt Claire. "I don't know if she talked to the puppets, but she did make the puppets talk to her.
~ Jeanne Birdsall
Things are always happening to my socks. One's always going off someplace. I don't know why.
~ Elizabeth Enright
Well then, why does he need shoes? Come back when he can walk.' 'What?' That's it, I've lost it. 'Because he's five, for God's sake. What do you want me to do – push him round in his socks forever? It's cold outside – it's winter, have you noticed?' 'It's company policy.' She doesn't budge. 'I want to speak to your senior manager.
~ Alison White
I was trying to decide what to give you for Christmas." Slowly, Kat slipped closer. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah. I was thinking a jet. That way you could stop borrowing mine." "Jets are nice," Kat said. "I also like candy. And I need socks." "Okay." Hale gave her The Smile again "Jets. Candy. Socks. I'll make a note.
~ Ally Carter
Make sure that when you're going out, you wear socks, because I've been seeing some people coming out with no socks and that. You know, your toes looking like Cheetos. We don't need all of that.
~ Michael Dapaah
I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way - especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them.
~ Rob Kardashian
I always saw Michael Gambon wearing madly psychedelic socks, and I always thought that's it is one of the few areas where men can really express colour and have a bit of a dandyish quality to their outfit.
~ Daniel Radcliffe