Quotes About Fun

Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

And now, a word on naughty monkeys.

Alcohol is how boring people have fun.

Amusement if one of humankind's strongest motivational forces.

There are really only two kinds of children in the world: the ones who shy back from a wild frog, scrunch up their face, and stick their tongue out—and those who join in the chase!

Hollywood flicks are fun, if your idea of a good time is a hamburger and a milk shake. America invented the movies so it would never need to grow up. We have angst, depression and middle-aged regret. They have Hollywood.

P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

I had grown accustomed to life being interesting and adventure ridden and, rather childishly, I refused to believe that this must necessarily come to an end and that the rest of my life should be a sort of penance for all the reckless, irresponsible, and immensely fun things I'd done before.

Just then another fairy fluttered down the path. Kirsty and Rachel recognized the strawberry curls and shimmering blue vest right away — it was Polly the Party Fun Fairy! "I'm here to organize the picnic party games," Polly explained, "but they keep going wrong! The donkey for Pin the Tail on the Donkey wandered away. Even

We're like ninja party planners.

oh come on'P.O.E.T.S.'? 'piss.off.early.tomorrows.saterday.' the weekend approches people!

Let's T.P. Andrea's house!" I

Fizz Ed is gym class

My name is A.J. and I hate school. If you ask me, they shouldn't teach kids how to read and write in school. They shouldn't teach math. They should teach kids how to do tricks on their bikes. That's what I want to learn!

The guys and I all agreed that sword fighting was cool. Instead of us playing games in fizz ed, they should let us fight with swords. All that running and jumping and stabbing each other would be good exercise.

Courtesy of Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot DAN GUTMAN has

My friend Alexia and I were the knights. We got on

Boy, those were

Who doesn't like toasted marshmallows?)

They had been attacked by guys in golf carts with blow guns, jumped off a cliff, been locked in a burning school, and had their heads stapled, but putting coins in a slot machine was considered too dangerous for kids.

Miss Banks pulls lots of pranks

The three of us got up and shook our butts at the class.

Everybody has to stand in a big circle and tuck their thumbs into their armpits. Then you have to flap your elbows like a chicken and cluck. Then you have to wiggle down to the floor and sing, "I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.

Johnny Applesauce