Quotes About Turd

Life and literature is a question of what one thrills to, and further than that no man shall ever go without putting his foot in a turd.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

woman's love is like the morning dew, it's just as apt to settle on a horse turd as it is on a rose.

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

Did you ever hear of the turd theory? she asked. He shook his head. It goes like this. You think if a certain obnoxious person wasn't in your life, then everything would be just peachy. Then that person is miraculously out of your life, and behold, another turd floats to the top, Jill said.

by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards.

If Polity forces were to turn up here, then your king would have to respond, by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards.

Internet Explorer, Microsoft's crashware turd that no one under the age of forty used voluntarily.

As you well know, Polity or Prador intervention in the Graveyard is frowned upon,' said the drone. 'If Polity forces were to turn up here, then your king would have to respond, by which time the turd trajectory would be fanwards.