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Quotes About Contraception

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
~ Harry Caray
He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?
~ Janet Evanovich
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
~ Spike Milligan
The Obamacare contraception mandate was never about freedom. It was always about pitting secularism against religion, and using the power of government to sponsor secularism.
~ Ben Shapiro
My best friends in the Third World, with families of 4 to 8 children, lament that they have heard of the benign forms of contraception widespread in the First World, and they want those measures desperately for themselves, but they can't afford or obtain them, due in part to the refusal of the U.S. government to fund family planning in its foreign aid programs.
~ Jared Diamond
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
~ Rita Rudner
I feel very strongly about contraception even though I know people say that, as a good Catholic girl, I shouldn't. But I disagree because I think one of the keys to women's progression in the 20th century is being able to control their fertility.
~ Cherie Blair
There might be a problem if your husband carries condoms and you're on the pill.
~ Unknown
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
~ Woody Allen
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
~ Clare Short
You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal, safe abortion.
~ Hillary Clinton
What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.
~ Unknown
Now that children don't till your fields or take you in when you're incontinent, there is no sensible reason to have them, and it's amazing that with the advent of effective contraception anyone chooses to reproduce at all.
~ Lionel Shriver
That's why contraception is wrong by nature: it's a limit, a "Wait! Hold! No! Not quite! We won't give each other Everything")
~ Peter Kreeft
why contraception is not only wrong but sacrilegious:
~ Peter Kreeft
Rebus remembered that the premature withdrawal of the penis during intercourse for contraceptive reasons was often referred to as 'getting off at Haymarket.
~ Ian Rankin
Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert — unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on — are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
~ Colin Ward
The first contraceptive was crocodile dung," she whispered. "The Egyptians used it in 2000 BC.
~ Jill Shalvis
1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
~ Unknown
By definition, a hearing is an inquiry into many sides of an issue with testimony from various points of views. But mark this: The Republicans did not have a single woman to testify in support of the contraception mandate. That is not a hearing; that is a sham.
~ Felicity Huffman
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option it is a basic health care necessity.
~ Louise Slaughter
prophylactics.
~ John Boyne
The Irish people didn't get on that well with each other either. They hated the Catholics, was the main issue, as I see. You can't blame them for that. If I understand correctly, Catholics do not believe in contraception. So, you know, sex is not relaxing.
~ Jaclyn Moriarty
A lecture on what's universal by a woman who's never once felt sexual desire. And the Pope, who takes vows of chastity, decides the issue of contraception for millions. The world is crazy!' Garp cried.
~ John Irving