Quotes About Imagination

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

I was pretty much a child of Monty Python. I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

My parents and I always put great emphasis on telling stories that appeal to a child's sense of humor.

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

It's not the books by Stephen King that I read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .

Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don't exactly know what they are!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.

When I was a wee little kid, " remarked Roic, watching over their shoulders, "there was a time I thought that any skinny old man I saw was my grandfather. It was pretty confusing.

Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it, " Prophet muttered sarcastically.

I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.

We're authors. We're more than a little unstable.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.