Quotes About Temptation

There were times in school where I would say, 'I should go to class.' But I could make $100 playing online poker if I didn't go.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

In high school, a teacher's friend in the police department asked me to go into a bar and flash a fake ID saying I was 21 even though I wasn't. They were assuming the bar wasn't carding people. Anyway, she forgot to ask for it back. I used it all freshman year in college.

I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my diet. It's like secret little police that I've made for myself.

As someone who's run for office five times, if the Devil called me and said he wanted to set up a meeting to give me opposition research on my opponent, I'd be on the first trolley to Hell to get it. And any politician who tells you otherwise is a bald-faced liar.

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

I've been offered a few movies lately, but I don't want to do a movie just for the sake of saying, 'Oh, boy! There's popcorn involved in this.'

You gotta stay on your P's and Q's. When you popping so hard, got these blessings coming down, you got the devil tryin' to get at you.

I enjoy popping in to World Duty Free at the airport and trying out perfumes - I can never resist a new scent.

What is the most popular scene in the Bible? Adam and Eve biting the apple. It's not there.

I try not to buy pork pies but sometimes I fail.

I don't mind cheese with a nice glass of port, but I prefer chocolate.

Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.

Anyone can be seduced by the possession of power and influence.

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.

With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.

There was a massive poster of me down my road, right outside the chip shop. I was about to go in, but then I saw it and changed my mind. Me coming out with a bag of chips, while I'm up there doing crunches on the poster... well, it would not look good.

I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

What I really want, what I always really want, is baked potato and grilled cheese. But then I'd be really fat.

I still love chips. Chips are still my favourite potato dish. I struggle not to have chips every day.

Roast potatoes - I can't say no. At Christmas, I reach over for the fifth or sixth one, and I think I could keep going until I explode.

Working at the hospital, there was a lot of starchy food. I was in good with the lunch lady, so she would hook me up with all kinds of macaroni and cheese and potatoes and that kind of food. I would eat it all night to the part where I hated food. I got pretty big.

I lost ten pounds while shooting 'Faults' somehow and by the end of the shoot people were basically handing me stuff to eat in between takes.