Quotes About Temptation

Don't worry about avoiding temptation — as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

When the problem is not so much resisting temptation as finding it, you may just be getting older.

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Life's too short to say no to cake.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake has a lot for a lot of people, it does for me…

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels — except cupcakes.

The difference between a cupcake and a muffin: cupcakes come topped with an obscene amount of frosting. Muffins are cupcakes that you fool yourself into thinking of as a healthy breakfast food because they do not have a mountain of frosting on top.

Morning after Halloween: I'm never eating candy again. An hour later: Oh look, candy!

Candy is sugar that's all dressed up for the party.

The cat loves fish, but she's loath to wet her feet.

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

...a romantic attachment for chocolate-creams...

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone but woman sure can.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

An American will go to hell for a bag of coffee.

My jeans say "No more chocolate chip cookies!" But my leggings say "Brrring it on!"

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream.

I think I just ate my willpower.