Quotes About Temptation

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

Don't be fooled into turning to Communism looking for food.

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

You may feel that you have eaten too much...But this pastry is like feathers - it is like snow. It is in fact good for you, a digestive!

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

Whosoever says truffle, utters a grand word, which awakens erotic and gastronomic ideas.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart

You first parents of the human race...who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?

...it was so rich and exotic I was seduced into taking one bite and then another as I tried to chase the flavors back to their source.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.

Food is my drug of choice.

She knows no difference 'twixt head and privities who devours immense oysters at midnight.