Quotes About Temptation

The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own

Holding back is so close to stealing.

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill.

So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief.

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

Our bodies are always exposed to Satan. The maladies I suffer are not natural, but Devil's spells.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.

Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.