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Quotes About Caffeine

Too much coffee! — the caffeine starts muttering, my mind goes stumbling, my jitters go jiggy.
~ Terri Guillemets
I'm not sure if I've had too much coffee, or if it's had me.
~ Terri Guillemets
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world!
~ Author Unknown
I worship at the temple of the coffee bean — singing hymns all morn to the goddess caffeine.
~ Terri Guillemets
Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee.
~ Terri Guillemets
Why did the programmer cross the road? To get coffee — why else would one be outside?
~ Author Unknown
My life is, like, sponsored by Keurig.
~ Jen Lilley
Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee.
~ Terri Guillemets
Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age.
~ Terri Guillemets
For the first time, Mary understood the attraction of coffee. If you have been up all night, escaping from a burning mental asylum or fighting men who refuse to die when you shoot them in the forehead, or both, coffee is the perfect beverage.
~ Theodora Goss
Bu ülkede ÅŸu anda alkol tüketimine kar?? sert ve hatta anayasaya ayk?r? önlemler al?n?yor ve fakat küçük yaÅŸlarda bile özgürce kullan?lan kahve,çay,tütün,sak?z ve diÄŸer uyar?c?lar - ölenlerin say?s?na bakarsak - vücuda çok daha zararl?.
~ Nikola Tesla
But not really needing to be rescued sort of makes being rescued more exciting,you know. No,I don't know, Keeley snapped. Go to school,Mo.I've got mucking out to do. I'm going,I'm going. Sheesh. You must be low on the caffeine intake this morning.I'll come by later to see how the gelding's doing.I've got a kind of vested interest,you know? See you.
~ Nora Roberts
If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew.
~ Chuck Klosterman
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." —T. S. ELIOT, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
~ Cleo Coyle
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. —LEWIS BLACK
~ Cleo Coyle
In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
~ Jeff Bezos
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
~ Author Unknown
Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.
~ Author Unknown
Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
~ Greg Egan
One final word of caution about caffeine: make sure your children don't drink caffeinated beverages in the afternoon. When a child drinks a can of cola, the caffeine intake is comparable to four cups of coffee for an adult.
~ Gregg D. Jacobs
It's decaf. Just terrible. A memory of real coffee
~ James Patterson
I always start my day with a red-eye misto - two shots, extra hot, extra foam - from Starbucks.
~ Mika Brzezinski
Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it's Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you're fine.
~ Howard Schultz
I have at least four Starbucks drinks a day.
~ Frankie Grande