Quotes About Caffeine

I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

The froth of tea burns with brilliance.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!

Déjà Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.

I drink at least a couple of espressos every day and love the flavor of coffee.

I've always been a coffee-lovin' fool, from the time I was a kid.

I over-caffeinate in the morning, herbal tea after lunch and at 7 P.M., it's nice to have a glass of white wine.

Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas.

The one thing that nobody else in the world can touch is the coffee in Australia.

The only thing I rely on is caffeine.

I don't see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter," I informed him.

I don't see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.

See, that's a coffee drinker's problem,' Marina said. 'Meanwhile, I'm perfectly fine with tea bags.' 'I love that there's such a rivalry,' said Charlie. 'It's like, leaf watt versus bean water, you know?

You should not need anything to wake up. If you can't wake up without it, it's because you are either addicted to caffeine, sleep deprived, or a generally unhealthy slob. It may seem like the end of the world to give up your daily dose, especially if your rely on Starbucks as a good place to meet men. But it's not heroin, girls, and you'll learn to live without it.