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Quotes About Retarded

Joe was about to learn, that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well.
~ Mike Judge
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
~ Bryan Lee O'Malley
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
~ Ilona Andrews
She pivoted on one foot, turning her sword. Fast. Her head snapped toward me. Dark eyes stared straight at me. I detected no fear. Instead it was a look of challenge. So not a mouse after all, but something more. This could be interesting. I'd let her dance in the dirt a bit more. She was fun to watch. She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing... Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
~ Ilona Andrews
Few people have an entirely neutral attitude toward advertising. The business by its very nature compels interest and this interest speedily drives one either into bitter enmity or violent championship... It is a grave question whether a correct appraisement of advertising as a factor in modern business has been retarded more by ignorant denunciation or by ignorant championship. One of the great needs of the advertising business is that the universal interest in it should be more intelligent.
~ Paul T. Cherington, 1919
Reptiles are just retarded birds," said the King of the Birds, "and so I am your King, thank you very much.
~ Neal Stephenson
And when native man left off this form of development, his humanization was retarded in growth.
~ Standing Bear
believers fight each other over the correct interpretation and even kill members of their own faiths in battles over doctrine. Civilization has been immensely retarded by such arcane interfaith quarrels and could now be destroyed by their modern versions.
~ Christopher Hitchens
When I see gurgling retarded children (that's God's doing, by the way, not mine) happily styling their hair with their own stinking mards, I think of Adam in those pre-marital days. I know he's your great-to-the-nth-degree-granddad and all - but I'm afraid he was rather an imbecile.
~ Glen Duncan
the sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child.
~ James Crumley
While airports are particularly good places to hunt for Indian stupidity, many other Indian processes are retarded too.
~ Chetan Bhagat
You are just lazy, lazy, and lazy people just can't get ahead in life. Of course some of you are even retarded, and that is even worse than being lazy. But we know you can't help being retarded.
~ Pat Conroy
head. "The Core has devised a parasitic, organic device called the cruciform," she said. "It Ã¢â'¬Â¦ brings back Ã¢â'¬Â¦ the dead. After a few generations, the humans will be retarded, listless, and without a future, but their neurons will still serve Core purposes." Singh
~ Dan Simmons
Great," said Natalie, "in evolutionary terms they're supermen. In psychological development, they're retarded. In moral terms, they're subhuman.
~ Dan Simmons
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
~ Leonardo DiCaprio
My gun go crazy like its retarded. Red light on its like its recording.
~ Lil Wayne
At noon a huge crowd of retarded people came to visit Santa and passed me on my little island. These people were profoundly retarded. They were rolling their eyes and wagging their tongues and staggering toward Santa. It was a large group of retarded people and after watching them for a few minutes I could not begin to guess where the retarded people ended and the regular New Yorkers began. Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
~ David Sedaris
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
~ Ilona Andrews
There is no equality between our culture and the retarded Islamic culture. Look at their views on homosexuality or women.
~ Geert Wilders
I was overworked, underpaid, and socially retarded. But
~ J.A. Konrath
I swear girls are just retarded when it comes to relationships...most people are. A lot of immature games still being played...very sad.
~ Unknown
I seem to be good at speaking the politicians' language," Szilard said. "Apparently there's an advantage around here to being mildly socially retarded, and that's the Special Forces for sure.
~ John Scalzi
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.
~ Yahtzee Croshaw
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
~ Unknown