Quotes About Abstinence

Sweetheart, what gives you the idea that you're worth a half-year of celibacy?" "I may not be; you're the only one who can answer that.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights.

For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.

This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.

My employer is giving up paying me for Lent.

I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking sh.. about you.

Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.

Read in abudndance the Holy Quran. Abstain from food, drink and cohabitation. Maintain your nightly trips to Masjid for Taraweeh. Absolve yourself from Hellfire through seeking forgiveness. Deeds of good, never too many to have. Attempt to find and utilize the Night of Power in the odd nights of the last 10. Never return to the sins you have turned your back on in this month.

As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.

Remember that there is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint.

Dissipation is a form of self-sacrifice.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times.

If everyone in Christendom ate nothing but fish on Friday, then the fishermen and their children would eat well the rest of the week.

Aye, well, he'll be wed a long time, he said callously. Do him no harm to keep his breeches on for one night. And they do say that abstinence makes the heart grow firmer, no? Absence, I said, dodging the spoon for a moment. AND fonder. If anything's growing firmer from abstinence, it wouldn't be his heart.

Do him no harm to keep his breeches on for one night. And they do say that abstinence makes the heart grow firmer, no?" "Absence," I said, dodging the spoon for a moment. "And fonder. If anything's growing firmer from abstinence, it wouldn't be his heart.

I don't drink.

When I was a child, my parents didn't know anything about drugs. They didn't even drink.

I don't drink no more.

I don't drink. I don't do drugs.

I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone.

I'm not a huge drinker.