Quotes About Food

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is cloven-footed, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.

She [Jael] brought forth butter in a lordly dish.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

Soup is liquid comfort.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?

If any would not work, neither should he eat.

Vegetarians taste better.

Better is the life of a poor man in a mean cottage, than delicate fare in another man's house.

In fir tar is,In oak none is.In mud eel is,In clay none is.Goats eat ivy.Mares eat oats.

Pease-porridge hot, pease-porridge cold,Pease-porridge in the pot, nine days old.

Animals feed themselves, men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating.

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a star.

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery of a new star. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.

The destiny of nations depends upon the manner in which they feed themselves.

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.

I've long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we're talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime 'associates,' food, for me, has always been an adventure

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

The eggs taste like clouds. Like spun gold.