Quotes About Food

What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie?

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

Christmas is more stressful with present buying and making sure everyone gets included, but Thanksgiving is really not that. I don't ever really get stressed out about the food.

I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.

People always think of Chinese food as the go-to ethnic food when everything else is closed during the holidays, but Indian is a nice alternative. Plus - Indians? Thanksgiving? Kinda makes sense.

No One Diets on Thanksgiving.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

I don't really like thanksgiving food, i'm not worried about overeating.

My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey.

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.

Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

Thanksgiving, you know - Thanksgiving - it's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.