Quotes About Food

The difference between a cupcake and a muffin: cupcakes come topped with an obscene amount of frosting. Muffins are cupcakes that you fool yourself into thinking of as a healthy breakfast food because they do not have a mountain of frosting on top.

I'm into fitness — fitness whole cupcake in my mouth.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Cooking... It's something you do every day. You might as well have a good time.

Make lunch, not war.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

CUSTARD, n. A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Although there is much malnutrition in the world, more die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

I thought "clean eating" was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

I'm doing my part to stay healthy by eating more hole foods.

I'm into fitness — fitness donut into my mouth.

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis...

Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.

If hunger is not the problem, food is not the answer.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books — how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.