Quotes About Food

there is excellent provision made of dainty new bread, crusty twists, cool fresh butter, thin slices of ham, tongue, and German sausage, and delicate little rows of anchovies nestling in parsley, not to mention new-laid eggs, to be brought up warm in a napkin, and hot buttered toast. For

There was an old woman, and what do you think? She lived upon nothing but victuals and drink; Victuals and drink were the whole of her diet, And yet this old woman would NEVER be quiet. Is

Young John was some time absent, and, when he came back, showed that he had been outside by bringing with him fresh butter in a cabbage leaf, some thin slices of boiled ham in another cabbage leaf, and a little basket of water-cresses and salad herbs. When these were arranged upon the table to his satisfaction, they sat down to tea.

His wife explained that she had merely "asked a blessing." "Don't do it!" said Mr. Cruncher looking about, as if he rather expected to see the loaf disappear under the efficacy of his wife's petitions. "I ain't a going to be blest out of house and home. I won't have my wittles blest off my table. Keep still!

The first dish is a cabbage, boiled with a great quantity of rice in a tureen full of water, and flavoured with cheese. It is so hot, and we are so cold, that it appears almost jolly. The second dish is some little bits of pork, fried with pigs' kidneys. The third, two red fowls. The fourth, two little red turkeys. The fifth, a huge stew of garlic and truffles, and I don't know what else; and this concludes the entertainment.

As to the beef, it's shameful. It's not beef. Regular beef isn't veins. You can chew regular beef. Besides which, there's gravy to regular beef, and you never see a drop to ours.

You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots.

Everything I eat has been proved by some writer or other to be a deadly poison. Everything I don't eat has been proved indispensable to life!

Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

If you don't recognize an ingredient, your body won't either.

I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it's the pepper or the oni.

Bacon, n. The main reason you're not a vegetarian.

Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Dear taco trucks: Please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks.

Don't cry over spilt burrito — that's why they invented forks.

Maybe eating tacos isn't cheating on my diet. Maybe me dieting is cheating on tacos.

A pair of tacos is always a winning hand.

It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

I don't always go out for Mexican, but when I do I spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips.

I'm all about fitness. Fitness taco in my mouth.

Next time, order a chimichanga — just because it's fun to say.

A kiss without a moustache is like beef without mustard.

Practice safe eating — always use condiments.