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Quotes About Food

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.
~ Bobby Moynihan
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
~ Bill Watterson
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to prove that cutting incomes to the poorest families will have a negative impact on kids. That is less money for the basics like food, health and clothes.
~ Metiria Turei
Art's for art. Money's for pizza.
~ Tim McGraw
Cutting food waste is a delicious way of saving money, helping to feed the world and protect the planet.
~ Tristram Stuart
I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.
~ Norm MacDonald
You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame.
~ Ted Allen
Rice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals.
~ David F. Houston
Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.
~ Andrew W.K.
What could be more superstitious than the idea that money brings forth food?
~ Wendell Berry
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
~ Eddie Izzard
By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.
~ Jamie Lee Curtis
I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato.
~ Laurie Colwin
There's this about a farm: when the market's good there's money, and when it's bad there's food.
~ Theodore Sturgeon
You should've just gotten a kids' meal." Adrian told me, pointing to my half-eaten burger and fries. "You could've saved me a lot of money. And gotten a toy.
~ Richelle Mead
I think people who traditionally ate haggis wouldn't eat the good cuts, 'cause they'd sell the good cuts to make their money, so they get left with all the crap.
~ Scott Hutchison
I'm a health-food junkie, so all of my food is a splurge, money-wise!
~ Zoe Lister-Jones
I have a saying: 'I'm good for three things: making fried bologna sandwiches, making money and picking out good movies.'
~ Tyler James Williams
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!
~ Aubrey Plaza
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
~ Shaquille O'Neal
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
~ Lee DeWyze
There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.
~ Peter De Vries
I get energy from meditation practice and from eating healthy fresh food, only one cup of espresso in the morning, and not drinking too much.
~ Richard Simmons