Quotes About Food

Nothing that has value, real value, has no cost. Not freedom, not food, not shelter, not healthcare.

If you can eat with mates or friends or family, I mean, it's such a brilliant thing isn't it? If you feel really rubbish and you have a nice bit of food it makes you feel good, you know?

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

The origin of a modern party is anthropological: humans meet and share food to lower hostility between them and indicate friendship.

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Life is not worth living if I cannot have pasta or bread again.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.