Quotes About Food

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine - taken to fulfill life

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment: but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it

Man is born to eat

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry...

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.

The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.

Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.