Quotes About Food

No pasta. I'm serious. I will climb out of my coffin if anyone brings a baked ziti.

No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum. THE

No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

I discovered that kids hate for any food to resemble the form it originally was in nature. They are on to something because that processed garbage was insanely delicious.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

I cannot imagine a life more boring and a more time-consuming obsession than being preoccupied with watching what I eat. I

High o'er the fence leaps Sunny Jim 'Force' is the food that raises him.

My mom is a really good cook. I didn't get the cooking gene, but she cooks this really amazing dinner every Christmas, and that's always really fun.

If my fellow Americans could adopt even a fraction of the French attitude about food and life (don't worry, you don't have to sign on to the politics, too), managing weight would cease to be a terror, an obsession, and reveal its true nature as part of the art of living.

value simplicity in all things, never serve any aperitif but Champagne. Hard liguor requires a bar, special paraphernalia, and a variety of glasses, as well as messy shaking or stirring. More important, it numbs more than it tickles the taste buds. When you've spent time and money preparing delicious food for your guests, the last thing you want is to render them unable to taste it. That will eliminate one of the most important topics of conversation!~

French women typically think about good things to eat. American women typically worry about bad things to eat.

French women love bread and would never consider a life without carbs.

French women eat and serve what's in season, for maximum flavor and value, and know availability does not equal quality.

Gastronomic boredom leads to lots of unhealthy eating. If you don't make improvisation and experimentation part of your eating life, you are sure to find yourself in an eating rut.

Entertaining is an act of friendship and cooking is an act of love.

French women don't eat Wonder Bread.

A meal that can be packed and frozen and thawed is nothing you should desire--much less teach your kids to want.

On the whole, "offenders" are foods we tend to eat compulsively, with less actual pleasure than you might think. Often they are poor versions of something better.

I wondered what exactly the war had accomplished. Men had fought great battles: the Battle of the Bulge, the battle for Monte Casino, the battle for the beaches, for God and country, for God and freedom, for God and a pure race. They had left hundreds of cities in ruins and their people without shelter or food.

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

I find that ducks' opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

To me, the most blatant example of cruelty to animals is the rotisserie. It's just a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.