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Quotes About Food

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.
~ Rick Riordan
Leo drummed his fingers. "Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to invent that, next time." Hazel frowned. "What is a chicken nugget?" "Oh, man…" Leo shook his head in amazement. "That's right. You've missed the last, like, seventy years. Well, my apprentice, a chicken nugget—" "Doesn't matter," Annabeth interrupted.
~ Rick Riordan
They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph? Dude, Percy said, I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry .
~ Rick Riordan
What kind of animal am I eating?' Sam wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. 'It's named Saehrimnir.' 'Okay, first of all, who names their dinner? I don't want to know my dinner's name. This potato--is this potato named Steve?' She rolled her eyes. 'No, stupid. That's Phil. The bread is Steve.
~ Rick Riordan
He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers
~ Rick Riordan
Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.
~ Rick Riordan
Percy was eating a huge stack of blue pancakes (what was his deal with blue food?) while Annabeth chided him for pouring on too much syrup. "You're drowning them!" she complained. "Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid," he said. "I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes.
~ Rick Riordan
I call it Andskoti, the Adversary. It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds—Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician's sincerity, a printer that prints, healthy deep-fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!
~ Rick Riordan
You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.
~ Rick Riordan
You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph? Dude, Percy said, I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm HUNGRY.
~ Rick Riordan
One the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read CHICKEN & WAFFLES. There was a queue of twenty people outside. "You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this?
~ Rick Riordan
It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.
~ Rick Riordan
Yes, Horus said. I remember this place. It's El Paso, I told him. Unless you went out for Mexican Food, you've never been here.
~ Rick Riordan
Burrito fight!
~ Rick Riordan
Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake.
~ Rick Riordan
It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds—Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician's sincerity, a printer that prints, healthy deep-fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!
~ Rick Riordan
Nick tried a pastry. The lady at the café had called them 'farturas'. (...) -- but when Nico first heard 'fartura' he knew Percy would have made a joke out of the name. 'Ammerica has dough-nuts', Percy would have said. 'Portugal has fart-nuts.
~ Rick Riordan
I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.
~ Rick Riordan
Even Phil the potato tasted great.
~ Rick Riordan
We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods
~ Rick Riordan
My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.
~ Rick Riordan
Maybe it's a quest for tartar sauce," Percy said. "Something low-stakes and delicious.
~ Rick Riordan
looks like Santa's sleigh," Frank said. "Can Arion even pull that much?" Arion huffed. "Hazel," Percy said, "I am seriously going to wash your horse's mouth with soap. He says, yes, he can pull it, but he needs food.
~ Rick Riordan
Quer dizer que todo mundo aqui toma Bebsi quando come bizza?
~ Rick Riordan