Quotes About Pleasure

What man had ever been presented such an enticing feast? She was a mature virgin, primed and ready for sexual initiation. If he acceded, he could excite and stimulate her, teach and disclose to her the sexual methods he enjoyed. A devoted, zealous pupil, she would wield her distinct skills with lethal precision for his exclusive benefit and delectation.

Fastidiously, she investigated, learning his shape, awed by the variations of velvet over steel. She pampered and played, altering the pressure, the speed, the length of her caress. Amazingly, with the slightest modification, he reacted accordingly.

Reading's my reward at the end of the day,

Come to the Dark Side. We have chocolate.

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

I don't always eat chips and salsa but when I do, I do it until I hate myself.

Today I'd like to sit and sip, Forget about the world a bit, Ignore the things I have to do, And just enjoy a cup or two.

The first sip of tea is always the best... you cringe as it burns the back of your throat, knowing you just had the hottest carpe-diem portion.

Sipping a cup of hot tea is like a mental bubble bath.

...the sky. It is the part of creation in which nature has done more for the sake of pleasing man.... there is not a moment of any day of our lives, when nature is not producing scene after scene, picture after picture, glory after glory, and working still upon such exquisite and constant principles of the most perfect beauty, that it is quite certain it is all done for us, and intended for our perpetual pleasure.

Ripe 'sparagrass, Fit for lad or lass, To make their water pass: O, 'tis pretty picking With a tender chicken!

A vice is a harm I do to myself in the pursuit of pleasure.

Beer is liquid frivolity Wine, scarlet truth

Wine is the fastest way I know to a gourmet dinner.

Women are beautiful, and yummy.

There's just something about letting a girl have her way with you.

Who loves not women, wine, and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

Gardening is simply a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it

Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses...

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.

Es ist ein Brauch von Alters her: Wer Sorgen hat, hat auch Likör. Doch wer zufrieden und vergnügt, sieht zu, daß er auch welchen kriegt.

If two people are so unalike, as you and I, they are pleased when they discover points of agreement. But if they are as alike as Nietzsche and I, they suffer from their differences.

I kissed the boys and made them cry ... in ecstasy.