Quotes About Pleasure

Having sex is three times more effective as a pain reflector than a morphine dose.

One of life's little mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds. M

Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, dessert goes to the heart.

the good Lord put alcohol and carbs on this planet for a reason and I'll be damned if I'm going to let Him down.

Your vibrator's batteries are going to die.

No matter how much you eat, there's always room for dessert. Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, dessert goes to the heart.

Balanced eating is … a cookie in each hand.

Brownies and a condom.

This had already been the best sex she'd ever had and all he'd done was touch her.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.

Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is a Satan or some equivalent out there, or that the Almighty doesn't actually want everyone to eat organic tofu all the time. I can't decide.

Living was a dangerous past-time, and often quite painful—but there was also such joy in living, such beauty, things that one would otherwise never see, never experience, never know. The risk of pain and loss was a part of living. It made everything else mean more; beauty was more pure, more bright, pleasure more full and complete, laughter deeper, more satisfying—and contentment more perfect, more peaceful.

I've had sex that didn't feel as good as Maeve's smile.

I enjoyed activities and the company of friends. But they were a side dish.

I nodded and sipped my own. Wow. Mac's beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.

When the pain was gone, its simple lack was a nearly narcotic pleasure of its own.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

The idea is to eat well and not die from it - for the simple reason that that would be the end of my eating.

It occurred to me that dancing for Cynthia was the same as the pleasure I took in manual labor or fishing. Maybe everyone was better off in a state of physical exhaustion.

The Night is young & full of rest I can't describe the way she's dress'd She'll pander to some strange requests Anything that you suggest Anything to please her guest.

Life never was long enough to provide time for enemies. Nor is it long enough for people who bore me, or for me to stand around boring and antagonizing others, or for all of us, the others and me, to get into these half-friendly, half-sour fender-bumpings of egos and personalities and ideas, a process which turns a day into a contest when it really should be a series of hours serving your pleasure.

What we had done was to seek out, in our chosen home community, those things that were the most meaningful to us. We realized that it is all too easy to ignore the natural beauty and simple pleasure right around us and to complain instead about dull surroundings or the inevitable hard knocks of life.