Quotes About Pleasure

Men only become friends by community of pleasures.

A new friend is like new wine when it has aged you will drink it with pleasure.

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes.

A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse.

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.

READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in the 9th inning, and as beautiful as the best sunset you ever saw.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Being happy means caring about no one else and simply enjoying the moment...

When you're happy, everything you like is even more enjoyable, and everything you dislike seems to be so much more tolerable.

A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness; happiness resides in imaginative reflection and judgment, when the picture of ones life, or of human life, as it truly has been or is, satisfies the will, and is gladly accepted.

Doing what we like to do is the ultimate source of happiness.

The best way to remain happy for ever is doing things that pleases you.

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure. I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.

An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.