Quotes About Pleasure

All sensations are true; pleasure is our natural goal.

The main thing right now is just going out and having fun. I know what I want to do. If I go out and have fun and relax, then all my goals should come true.

My goal is to entertain myself and others.

It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it; and, out of my observation that most men that do thrive in the world do forget to take pleasure during the time that they are getting their estate, but reserve that till they have got one, and then it is too late for them to enjoy it.

Talk is by far the most accessible of pleasures. It costs nothing in money, it is all profit, it completes our education, founds and fosters our friendships, and can be enjoyed at any age and in almost any state of health.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

I think no woman I have had ever gave me so sweet a moment, or at so light a price, as the moment I owe to a newly heard musical phrase.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

We have dreamt of every woman there is, and dreamt too of the miracle that would bring us the pleasure of being a woman, for women have all the qualities courage, passion, the capacity to love, cunning whereas all our imagination can do is naively pile up the illusion of courage.

Who loves not wine, women and song, Remains a fool his whole life long.