Quotes About Enjoyment

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

People are at their most mindful when they are at play. If we find ways of enjoying our work blurring the lines between work and play the gains will be greater.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You

The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably true of antifreeze as well, but illusion is nearly all we have.

Living is about clucking your tongue and enjoying the sound.~Slater

You take all the fun out of life for me, Nik. You know that?" Aiden- Blood Hunger (Deathless Night Series #1)