Quotes About Indulgence

Skiing is the best way in the world to waste time.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality.

Every night is a time for drink.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

God forgives man the time spent looking at airplane photos.

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.

I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.

I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Human beings are amazing at finding ways to waste their own time.