Quotes About Indulgence

I'll do anything for free stuff.

I cannot finish a meal if I do not have a good dessert. But when I say good, I mean it has to be really good. And it's usually small stuff - a piece of candy, crepes, some apple cobbler. No cake.

I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money.

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles.

Everything at a baseball game is pretty much health food if you subscribe to the theory that you're eating what makes you happy.

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.

Never take drugs before Marmalade

All food is just a vehicle for transporting butter to my mouth

I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just don't overeat.

A un borracho se le puede hablar -me decía una vez- y hasta dice cosas, pero ¿quien resiste la conversación de un jugador o un mujeriego? No hay por debajo de ella sino la de un aficionado a toros, colmo y copete de la estupidez.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.

Sell not your liberty to gratify your luxury

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole bag.

How can anyone not drink?...Is anyone fool enough not to want to feel good? The day you have a drink's always like a holiday. If you only now when to stop.

How can anyone not drink?...Is anyone fool enough not to want to feel good? The day you have a drink's always like a holiday. If you only know when to stop.

They're clinking glasses and knocking it back to their hearts' content. Tastes so good they can't stop. Ain't you heard the old saying: 'Money comes from God and the Devil collects it?' Well, the Devil's collecting his share now.

Once a food becomes off-limits, then it takes on this whole other personality. 'Forbidden' is more tempting. And it becomes something evil, but food is food. It's there to nourish your body.

So tonight I'm, pursuing more commercial joys around the bedpost. And I plan to get drunk as a skunk.