Quotes About Indulgence

Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.

Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon

If it were legal, I'd marry food.

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.

My favorite animal is steak.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

Of all the passions, the only one that seems respectable to me is the passion for food

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.

You take romance - I'll take Jell-O.

You have to eat good! I eat gorgeous food. I eat sushi, I eat meat, I eat steaks. I eat more than you, I'm sure.

You may feel that you have eaten too much...But this pastry is like feathers - it is like snow. It is in fact good for you, a digestive!

She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.

But I don't want nutrition. I want food!

OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people dont seem to care about the fat aspect.

You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.