Quotes About Indulgence

I drink therefore I am.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you end up feeling like sh...

Cinnamon bites and kisses simultaneously.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

It's nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I just hate health food

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly.

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish

No man is free who is a slave to the flesh

Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Thanksgiving is Americas national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.