Quotes About Indulgence

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Women's hands, heavy with diamonds, stirred coffee in tiny cups or alighted playfully on a neighboring sleeve. Young men's hands, with costly cuff links and the slimmest of watches, waved languorously at wine buckets and

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Who loves not wine, women and song, Remains a fool his whole life long.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Variety, multiplicity are the two most powerful vehicles of lust.

Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.

Never lose sight of the fact that all human felicity lies in man's imagination, and that he cannot think to attain it unless he heeds all his caprices. The most fortunate of persons is he who has the most means to satisfy his vagaries.

Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.

There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of the objects offered us for worship.

You make me sick! You are offered meat and you choose a banana-split-with-nuts.

Our moral theorists seem never content with the normal. Why must it always be a contest between fornication, obesity and laziness, and celibacy, fasting and hard labor?

He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.

Hence every teaching that flatters or indulges the flesh and teaches temporal things is not of God, because it is not a rod but a reed and softness of clothing (Matt. 11:7-8).

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!