Quotes About Indulgence

I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if you're going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable.

I do love pasta. It gets me into trouble. If I could give up pasta and bread, I'd look like Cate Blanchett.

I've never deprived myself of anything. I've always thought if you need to lose weight, carry on eating what you like, just eat less. I don't agree with doing without pasta or bread; it's too harsh.

I love food, and I love carbs: Pasta, rice - that's my thing.

I think pasta is really good for me. Maybe not so good if you're trying to go on a diet, but it's good for me.

When I feel like the day is great? Pasta. When I feel like I want the day to be great? Pasta. It's just awesome.

I used to eat a lot of pasta and cookies, things like that. I really eat a lot. I'd eat everything if you let me.

I do like a savoury bake, I love a Gregg's savoury pastry more than something with the word chocolat in it.

I genuinely enjoy the process of making colourful, delicious food. But I do allow myself an occasional piece of chocolate - today I had a pastry. If I fancy something, I'll have it.

Minibars are very appealing, especially when someone else is paying.

I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won't the next day.

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.

I would love to eat my body weight in chocolate chip cookies, french fries, and peanut butter, but I don't. I choose not to. That's on me, just like it's on me if I choose to do it.

When I'm really depressed because I have no money I buy a bottle of champagne with my last pennies - it's the best way to cheer yourself up.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.

If you're at a restaurant and someone asks, 'Fresh pepper?,' the answer is yes. When people shake off the fresh pepper, they clearly have no interest in living a full life. Same thing goes for grated Parmesan. Why would you turn that down?

I live by the 80/20 rule: I'm 80 percent healthy, and then 20 percent indulgent.

My perfect night in would be lots of bad food like biscuits and chocolate, and possibly an ice cold fizzy drink.

I just love food, period.

I have a candle permanently on my Jacuzzi because I love me some candles.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.