Quotes About Ego

Man will do many things to get himself loved he will do all things to get himself envied.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.

You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.

Awesome ends with me but Ugly starts with u...

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become.

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.

You've got a big ego, Fuentes.""That's not all I've got.

The false self lives mainly through memory and anticipation. Past and future are its main preoccupation.

We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as for certain and which has as its highest goal one's own ego and one's own desires.

Goals must never be from your ego, but problems that cry for a solution.

The ego can exist only with goals, ambitions, desires.

You always have to measure your desires and goals against your ego and your humility.

While you are so busy trying to make yourself humble, many are persistently and quietly promoting themselves.

I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority complex and be rudely awakened.