Quotes About Tubs

What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should have scrotal sacs. One of the things we like about tubs is their immobility, their general disinclination to bolt out of the room, scramble down the stairs, and make for the woods in a blind feral panic.

Lisa Livia caught one of the tubs of icing as it almost rolled off. Ick, she said. What's on this? It's sort of sticky. She looked closer. This is blood. Well, Shane picked it up for me. Agnes got a paper towel and wiped off the tub. Thoughtful of him.

Early flowers in tubs shivered in the wind