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Quotes About Urine

Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes and pointed hats whirling and clapping and chanting the name of some old-world prophet, 'Hari, Hari! Hari Potter!'
~ Philip Reeve
Some astronauts describe the routine flushing of urine into space, where the freezing temperatures turn the droplets into a cloud of bright, drifting crystals, as being among the most amazing sights they saw on an entire voyage.
~ Gene Cernan
They ran in urine smell of shadow, they ran in clean ice smell of moon.
~ Ray Bradbury
He knows this fact: it was a school bus. That unmistakable color of virulent high-concentrate urine.
~ Joyce Carol Oates
The urge to flee is a high-pitched whistle and I stare into a black cavity of space that stinks of urine and dead flowers. Of rotting oranges and leather and spray paint. I crawl into the space and find a corner. I stare into the shadows and I see several corpselike figures, coiled in burlap sacks around me. Sleeping drunks with the faces of dogs, of horses. I blink and they're not there.
~ Will Christopher Baer
Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.
~ Marvin Harris
eighty percent of the population was categorized as secretors, meaning their blood type showed up in body fluids like saliva and semen. If Emma Campano was a secretor, they could easily tell her blood type by testing the urine.
~ Karin Slaughter
Superficially, it might be said that the function of the kidneys is to make urine; but in a more considered view one can say that the kidneys make the stuff of philosophy itself.
~ Homer Smith
Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value.
~ David J. Linden
A drop of concentrated salt water placed on a rat's tongue causes immediate decreases in the production of urine in order to retain water and maintain salt and water balance of body fluids.
~ David J. Linden
The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.
~ D. H. Lawrence
I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.
~ Shaquille O'Neal
Realgar was an orange pigment made out of arsenic that they stopped using because it was toxic. Vermilion was made of mercury, verdigris from a toxic copper compound. Ivory black was burned ivory, India yellow came from the urine of cows fed mango leaves, which, from what the kid could dig up, was bad for them. Smalt was just a blue that was hard to make.
~ Rich Horton
The volume of water and feed that city horses consumed was matched by their daily output of urine and manure. A working horse produced about a gallon of urine daily and thirty to fifty pounds of manure. That volume filled the New York streets daily with about four million pounds and a hundred thousand gallons of redolent excreta that had to be cleared away. When it wasn't, the streets mired up.
~ Richard Rhodes
Wrong faith. Wrong purpose. You can't light a fire on logs soaked with urine.
~ Yamila Abraham
Anyway, it's two in the morning and we're taking turns pissing off of the tower (rather than going at the same time, because we weren't raised by wolves). So it's my turn and I'm right at that transcendent moment when the long stream of urine connects me and the ground below...
~ David Wong
When I stopped to use the restroom, the inside of my stall had a chart with a color palette ranging from pale yellow to terrifying puce. It instructed me to find the shade that matched my urine and suggested that I should be drinking more water.
~ Jessica Bruder
German authorities saw the need for a statute explicitly forbidding anyone associated with the university from drenching freshmen with urine
~ Leonard Mlodinow
We are working with a biotech company, Calypte, which has designed a urine test for the HIV antibody.
~ Luc Montagnier
After he pulled the trigger, Bing sat with the old man and listened to the rain rattle off the roof of the garage, while John Partridge sprawled on the floor, one foot twitching and a urine stain spreading across the front of his pants. Bing had sat until his mother entered the garage and began to scream. Then it had been her turn—although not for the nail gun.
~ Joe Hill
Fullers were the Roman equivalents of laundry and dry-cleaning firms: soap had not been invented and clothes were bleached with human and animal urine
~ Anthony Everitt
Don't eat the yellow snow.
~ Frank Zappa
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.
~ Yann Martel, Life of Pi