Quotes About Barbara Park

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Except for not that Jim." After a while, I started to get a little bit thirsty. That's what happens when chalk sprinkles get in your throat.

buy me some more furry mittens," I whispered. "'Cause that would be

Barbara died in 2013, but her legacy lives on in the laughter her books give to readers all over the world.

zero is when you're stinking up the

what happened at school," she said.

Mrs. plopped me in my chair. Then

I have fur hands, William. See them? See my fur hands?

I've stopped reading about my books on the Internet because it's too hurtful.