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Quotes About Forgery

A deconstructed text is tantamount to a forgery.
~ Philip Rieff
The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery.
~ Ralph Hodgson
Through the lavender gloom clouding the entrance of the operations tent, Yossarian glimpsed Chief White Halfoat, diligently embezzling whiskey rations, forging the signatures of nondrinkers and pouring off the alcohol with which he was poisoning himself into separate bottles rapidly in order to steal as much as he could before Captain Black roused himself with recollection and came hurrying over indolently to steal the rest himself.
~ Joseph Heller
Why, if it isn't Mr. Poirot!" cried the Inspector. He turned to the other man. "You've heard me speak of Mr. Poirot? It was in 1904 he and I worked together — the Abercrombie forgery case — you remember, he was run down in Brussels. Ah, those were great days, moosier.
~ Agatha Christie
When you can use forged photograph of Manoj Tiwari then all your claims are false. The whole party and their thinking is fake.
~ Manoj Tiwari
Forgers can start with the same photographic images Warhol did, and sometimes knock off silkscreens only an expert can distinguish from the originals.
~ Michael Shnayerson
If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
~ Frank Abagnale
You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.
~ Graydon Carter
forged and distributed large quantities of food ration cards to cause confusion, shortages, and resentment; sent out forged tax notices and other government directives and documents to foster disorganization and inefficiency within industry and unions … all this and much
~ William Blum
Tragedy was foresworn, in ritual denial of the ripe knowledge that we are drawing away from one another, that we share only one thing, share the fear of belonging to another, or to others, or to God; love or money, tender equated in advertising and the world, where only money is currency, and under dead trees and brittle ornaments prehensile hands exchange forgeries of what the heart dare not surrender.
~ William Gaddis
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
~ Morris Bender
Protocols of the Elders of Zion, supposedly a transcription of a secret Jewish council's plans to subvert legitimate governments and take over the world, were sold internationally in the 1920s and 1930s; Henry Ford took the forgery as literally as Adolf Hitler did.
~ Richard Rhodes
we had people who had authentic identity cards ask for the cards of people who had already died, but who had not yet been registered as dead by the registrar. This was a very safe way to help people get good identity cards. People who were seized often said that their card had been forged—which wasn't true—in order to protect the others.
~ Willy Lindwer
To an untrained eye, need and love were as easily mistaken for each other as the real master's painting and a forgery.
~ Deb Caletti
But then the girl moved, and smiled, and pulled her hand from the grate- a gorgeous green stone clutched tightly in her grasp. It was covered with dust and cobwebs, but it was uncracked and unharmed. And, of course, completely fake.
~ Ally Carter
Elmyr said it most bluntly: "Without the Experts, there would be no forgers.
~ Robert Anton Wilson
No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.
~ Eoin Colfer
Robin had presented him with a fake degree from a university in Athens where the puck had an old acquaintance who still got a kick out of teaching, despite hemlock rumors to the contrary.
~ Rob Thurman
The Hitler diaries affair is a monument to the cock-up theory of history.
~ Robert Harris
Now I can't say I approve of counterfeit stamps. But it's hard for me to work up a lot of indignation at a forger who's been dead for the better part of a century. I wouldn't want to buy a fake sold as a genuine stamp, or an official reprint under the illusion that it's an original, but in certain cases and at the right price any of these oddities might find a welcome in my collection. They all make the philatelic universe even more interesting.
~ Lawrence Block
The forger was too exacting, too superficial. Only the real artist has the false beginning.
~ Dominic Smith
The church claims that the document is a forgery.
~ Lawrence Wright
Only a person with a Best Seller mind can write Best Sellers; and only someone with a mind like Shelley's can write Prometheus Unbound. The deliberate forger has little chance with his contemporaries and none at all with posterity.
~ Aldous Huxley
And I don't like the Mantle who refused to sign baseballs in the clubhouse before the games. Everybody else had to sign, but Little Pete forged Mantle's signature. So there are thousands of baseballs around the country that have been signed not by Mickey Mantle, but by Pete Previte.
~ Jim Bouton